I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
where are you?
Hypothermia
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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