Non-Jews are for practice
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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