OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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