He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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