so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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