Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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