His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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