We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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