He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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