we have officially lost it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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