I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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