Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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