the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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