nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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go home
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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