It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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