But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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