stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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