She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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