I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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