i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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