So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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