my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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