why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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