Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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