I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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