There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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