Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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