Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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