He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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