; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
how can u be prego again
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I am mentally ready for anal.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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