Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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