He kissed a someone with a penis
only you would photoshop your dick
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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