it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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