i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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