You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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