yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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