ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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