"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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