HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
