Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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