Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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