he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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