I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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