i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Blood and glitter go together right?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
