I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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