im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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