If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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