Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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