No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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