We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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