How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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