My brain says no but my pants say off.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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