then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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