This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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